World: Barcelona wants to sign Mbape and persuade Real Madrid not to interfere.

December 28-Today is December 28, 2022 * an article on the front page of the World Sports News revealed a big story: Barcelona want to buy Mbappe!
The full text of this article signed by D.Funeshire * from Paris is as follows:
“despite the serious economic problems, Barcelona are still ready to tear down the east wall to make up for it in order to pry the blockbuster of the transfer market: signing Killian Mbappe. ”
Messi’s contract renewal effect:
“at the age of 24, Mbappe was not happy in Paris, as we saw after the World Cup final. When he lost to his teammate Lionel Messi, Paris president Alhelefi reached a preliminary agreement with Lionel Messi’s father to renew his contract, which could be the key to Barcelona’s whole plan.”
“the agreement on Lionel Messi’s contract extension was reached during the World Cup, and the timing and manner of reaching the agreement was no less than a slap in the face for Mbappe, because at the same time, Argentine goalkeeper Dibu Martinez was celebrating recklessly with Mbappe’s doll. Alhlefi handed Messi a contract extension, which was no less than adding fuel to the fire and made Mbappe feel relieved.”
Barcelona’s secret agreement with Real Madrid:
“although Mbappe would prefer to go to Real Madrid now, the road to Barcelona has already been paved. Real Madrid have put Mbappe on another list this summer after Mbappe broke his contract with Florentino at the last minute and chose to renew his contract with Paris until 2025, creating a historical betrayal that took Real Madrid fans by surprise. ”
“Barcelona immediately seized the opportunity to find ways to prevent Florentino from resuming the offensive against Mbappe: Barcelona’s means was to put Florentino’s ACS construction company in charge of the renovation of the Nou Camp. These agreements were reached secretly through a subsidiary that has no direct relationship with Florentino but is affiliated with ACS. ”
“this time the agreement was reached between Laporta and Florentino at Es Fum Restaurant in Mallorca, and Mr. Florentino used the time to enjoy the warm sea breeze of Mallorca on his yacht.”
Witnesses claimed that Laporta walked out of the restaurant humming a small tune to celebrate his blocking of Florentino during Mbappe’s transfer, accompanied by his singing and graceful dancing, as he did in Las Vegas this summer. And it is with the European Super League, Laporta and Florentino are now on their honeymoon. ”
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“under constant attack on the Internet by Real Madrid fans led by Thomas Roncero, Mbappe also decided that it would be best to join Barcelona. Moreover, he does not want to share the dressing room with Benzema, the outcast of the French national team. ”
“in addition, for a budget-conscious person like Mbappe, he knows that Levan is 3 ​ 4 years old and that the future Barcelona belongs to him. And, you know, Barcelona are going to play at the Montesque Olimpico in Barcelona this season, and for Mbappe, who is determined to participate in the 2024 Paris Olympic Games, it is also a very good experience to feel the Olympic atmosphere in advance. ”
“in addition, Mbappe added a departure clause in his latest contract extension: as long as he has a good reason, he can choose to leave the team freely. And his anger at the Argentines represented by Lionel Messi is a very good excuse. In addition, if Mbappe leaves Paris, Dembele, the starting force of the French national team, can also join the deal. ”
* Note 1: December 28th is April Fool’s Day El Dia de Todos los Tontos in Spain.
* Note 2:D.Funes, here should be the name of the French comedian Luis de Funes, his masterpiece is “Tiger mouth out of danger”
* remarks * * Note 3:Es Fum, that is, es fumada blanca, refers to something that does not exist at all